+ 1/4 (Because 3 just wasn’t enough!)
Okay, I’ll admit it — the words “Old Vine” scare me a little. Like, how old are we talking? Jurassic grapes? Fossilized vines? Do they complain about “kids these days” while reminiscing about the good ol’ days of wine-making? But plot twist — this one’s actually good. It actually tasted like it still had some life left in it.
Dry? Sure. But not that “I just licked a piece of chalk” dry you sometimes get from European reds. Full-bodied? I think so. (Is that a thing? Do wines have gym memberships?) It’s got that smooth, “I’m sophisticated but still approachable” vibe. Very light oak, like the wine just thought about a tree once. And the sweetness? Practically nonexistent, which is a win in my book — this isn’t juice, it’s wine, people.
Now, what’s in this “mystery blend”? Beats me – no clue. Feels like there’s a Cab or maybe a Malbec sneaking around in there, but who knows. I respect the secrecy. It’s like a wine surprise party, and I’m here for it.
I paired it with a steaming bowl of mac n’ cheese with spicy sausage because I am a culinary artist. The creamy cheese, the spicy sausage, the bold wine — a high five to the taste buds. I’m not saying I reached enlightenment, but I definitely thought about it.
Price? $7.99 I think — I forgot. But it’s usually close to $21, so I’m basically a financial genius for finding this deal. Would I buy it again? Absolutely. This bottle’s going straight to my “Fancy on a Budget” section, right next to my emergency snacks and questionable life choices.
Old vines? More like bold vines. Cheers to drinking history without needing a museum membership!
Types of Grapes: Mystery Blend
Fun Juice Level: 14.5%
Origin: Central Coast, CA
Grocery Outlet Price: $7.99 at Grocery Outlet, $23 elsewhere
