Wine Reviews – All Wine Glass Ratings

Wine loving creaturesHere lies the sacred scroll of all the wines I’ve willingly (and sometimes regretfully) sampled from that magical land of mystery vintages and questionable pricing: Grocery Outlet. If it was on sale, on a random endcap, or looked like it had been mislabeled in 2013, I probably bought it. And drank it. And then judged it like a cranky wino with a coupon binder. So scroll down, laugh a little, and find your next $8 treasure or $8 mistake. Either way, I already did the “research” so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

Each wine here is lovingly rated on the prestigious 1 to 5 Glass Scale, which is like stars, but more honest and shaped like what you’ll be chugging out of.

5 Glasses – Drop what you’re doing and buy a case. Then another case. Then tell no one so it doesn’t sell out.
4 Glasses – Damn good. Will impress friends who don’t know better. Pairs well with bragging.
3 Glasses – It’s wine. You won’t cry, but you won’t name your dog after it. Solid weekday drinker.
2 Glasses – Eh. Better than nothing, worse than most things. Might be improved by shame-snacking.
1 Glass – The bottle was prettier than the contents. May double as cooking wine… or engine degreaser.

Read the whole review process here.

Depending on my state of inebriation, check back for new reviews weekly!

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